Comment by Loop Johnny on March 30, 2011 at 9:59am
Ha. My parents would kill me if I said that.
Comment by deepthought42 on March 30, 2011 at 10:32am
In the words of Homer Simpson: "Praise Jeebus!" ;)
Comment by Tylor D. Connor on April 16, 2011 at 2:06am
That is just wonderful.
Comment by Natalie on April 30, 2011 at 11:33pm

LOL

Comment by frankie on May 30, 2011 at 10:35am
dude i am gona say this before every meal lol
Comment by Kairan Nierde on August 3, 2011 at 3:45am

After God kicked humans out of the Garden of Eden, we damn well shouldn't thank Him for food we toiled for! ;-p

Comment by matt.clerke on October 5, 2011 at 7:17pm

All hail the almighty dollar!

Comment by Unindoctrinated on September 14, 2012 at 1:21pm

On the odd occasion that I've been asked to give grace I've said, in varying ways, Thank you lord for this wonderful food [random biblical bullshit here] instead of those starving Africans [drowning Indonesians/dying Haitians/any needy cause in vogue].

Unsurprisingly I never get asked twice. Mostly I don't get invited back. Sometimes I offer to say grace just to infuriate the loons.

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