The woman in our countries...
If she doesn't get married.. she is a spinster
If she does get married.. Is she pregnant or not yet?
If she has a girl.. hopefully the next one is a boy
If she has a boy.. try your best and get him a brother
If she gets him a brother.. she is a rabbit
If she gets divorced.. something is wrong with her
If she gets widowed.. she is a bad fortune
If she gets married again.. she is shameful
If she doesn't.. something is definitely up
And if she dies.. good riddance!