Comment by Boatman on January 18, 2012 at 8:48am

I'm going to try this - but only where there is suitable running room, and in a jurisdiction with handgun controls in place (not that the average person can hit the planet they are standing on with a handgun!)

Comment by Barry Eckert on January 23, 2012 at 3:43pm

@Boatman - that leaves out TN. And, yes, these rednecks can hit their target. TN even has a law specifically allowing guns in bars.

Comment by Simon George on February 23, 2014 at 9:46pm

And when they say "It's a cross", reply; "across from what?". Ah, Arrested Development.

Comment by bongani muthwa on February 24, 2014 at 5:57am

May I use it and adding Simon George's "across from what?" Thanks Morgan! :)

Comment by Thomas Blood on February 24, 2014 at 8:32am

Never discount the possibility that they will believe you are asking a serious question and consider you to be innocently ignorant and ripe for conversion. (Another reason to give yourself suitable running room)

Comment by James Cox on February 24, 2014 at 12:32pm

Do we really need to 'improve' our skills to 'infuriate'?

This last Sunday, my significant's church minister was replaced by a much older man. I noticed that the cross around his neck was about as big as a good sized pork steak, but I always hold back under these conditions for fear that my sarcasm skills will be no match for a rather loud ex-communication.

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