Comment by Scott Howard on May 3, 2012 at 10:28pm

You idiots. Try osmosis. Just put your books under your pillow at night and, in the morning, you'll ace the test. Studying? Praying? What a frigging waste of time.

Comment by Ron V on May 3, 2012 at 10:44pm

I got an A in Organic Chem, without prayer.  Holy shi_, am I smarter than god?  Or is that blasphemy?

Comment by SteveInCO on May 3, 2012 at 11:50pm

You are right, you wouldn't have gotten a C-, Shay.  You wouldn't have done nearly so well,  ;-)

Comment by Jimmy Russell on May 3, 2012 at 11:57pm

I dream of winning something like the lottery or a contest or a fight that gets a lot of press, and the first thing im gonna say is that i'd like to take a moment to not thank god cause he had nothing to fucking do with it. 

Comment by Donald Wilson on May 4, 2012 at 2:46am

Bad on the teacher for making the class passable for those who do not apply themselves. 

Comment by javier on May 4, 2012 at 3:46am

Should have thanked god for grade curves...

Comment by javier on May 4, 2012 at 3:46am

Should have thanked god for grade curves...

Comment by javier on May 4, 2012 at 3:47am

Should have thanked god for grade curves...

Comment by Wayne Mowery on May 4, 2012 at 9:07am

In the spirit of keeping this discussion going, this was her reply: "Haha Wayne it was a mixture lol...I did my part and He carried me the rest of the way"

As in, "I actually did do work but I'm used to thanking god for all of my successes (none of my failures) so I have to post this obligatory status update..."

It's like a disease that forces the sick to see god in everything.

Comment by Jake W. Andrews on May 4, 2012 at 11:22am

So God is worth a B- ? I think I will take my chances and study to get a B or higher.

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