How would Jesus sell this MBA program?

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Comment by TJ on September 15, 2016 at 8:51pm

LOL

Jesus's only real miracle was successfully marketing himself and his otherwise unbelievable story.

And, if you are a true monotheist, you could not HAVE an immortal Satan with powers over the earth, as that would be a second god right there.

So, if Jesus father is god, and there's just two gods, the other has to BE Satan.  If god and Jesus are the same entity, then God IS Satan.

So, that means, Jesus ALREADY sold us on that class.

:D

Comment by TJ on September 15, 2016 at 8:52pm

Perhaps the next edit would be to have a Master of the Universe Degree.

:D

Comment by Belle Rose on September 15, 2016 at 10:05pm
For REAL??? Hahahaha!!!!!!!
Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on September 16, 2016 at 12:30pm

If you are looking for the building on campus, it is next to the Law faculty. They share the same canteen.

Comment by David Boots on March 25, 2017 at 7:02am

LOL is this real?

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