Proselytizers not welcome

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Comment by Morgan Matthew on September 15, 2011 at 8:56pm

haha would you put this on your door?

Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on September 15, 2011 at 9:03pm


Comment by Kairan Nierde on September 15, 2011 at 10:09pm

lol.  No would be taken seriously.  ;-(

Comment by Dale Headley on September 16, 2011 at 4:20am

   Not for me!  I welcome the proselytizers to my front door and into my house, where I inundate them with science and reason.  They always leave deflated, especially after I've made them read II Kings, Chapter 2, Verses 23 & 24 aloud.

Comment by Eoganacht on September 16, 2011 at 7:34pm

I had to wiki CTHULHU. LOL

Comment by Ron on September 17, 2011 at 6:25pm

I listen to them amazed that I used to spout that bullshit.


While that may make me sound like an idiot and I can see why anyone might draw that conclusion, it's just that I was young and was throwing up the only thing I had. You learn what you're taught after all. 


I think we should invite them in. If someone had a conversation with me I would have listened. It wouldn't have been hard to make me question my silly beliefs. I probably started to have trouble reconciling my faith (we wouldn't say "religion") with who I was in my middle teens. I started to question it in my early 20's. It took until I was 25 to shed it completely.  I am now acutely aware of the value of that time wasted lovin' Jesus. The number of hours spent studying that stupid book, trying to get so in tune with God that he would fix me is unfathomable. Hell, he can't even fix a flat. It was all my life up until 20. I went to church twice on Sunday and most Wednesday nights. I needed help. I was drowning in a sea of mythical bullshit.


We wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to rescue someone in such dire straits. That would be immoral.

Comment by Richard Carter on September 18, 2011 at 2:15pm

Proselytisers? I welcome them, telling them that "We worship Satan in all his glory in this house," and add I'm just about to sacrifice a goat (sometimes, a small child) and would they like to join in?


That usually sends the buggers packing.

Comment by Charlotte Koors on December 8, 2011 at 3:50pm


Comment by Grady Jean on April 5, 2012 at 11:54am

I WOULD put this on my door. It might give the Jehovas pause.


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