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Comment by Jon Heim on April 29, 2011 at 12:56pm
do you think they realize that this doesn't sound the way they think it sounds? i mean..this isnt the first one to have a sign that says "god doesn't beleive in atheists"....this is even more lame then the "no atheists in foxholes" argument.
Comment by Walter Maki on April 29, 2011 at 1:09pm

Cool :) Party Time! lol

Because we don't believe in god either.

They probably have a special effects guy working in the background to get those conversions going.


Comment by Tilly on April 29, 2011 at 1:58pm
Actually thers a place in Norway called Hell. Ive been there loads of times already. And guess what, it freezes over every winter. Imagine that.
Comment by Derek on April 30, 2011 at 1:03am

There will be no non-astrologor's in la-la cuckoo land too.


The concept of heaven and hell is so batshit insane, it never ever ceases to amaze me.

Comment by Richard Dean Barnes on April 30, 2011 at 3:24am
I suppose the sign is true - there is no hell, thus, no atheists in hell. They quite likely WILL become the dominant species here, so, yeah ... good news all around.
Comment by Chris Lambert on April 30, 2011 at 4:11am

That reminds me of the tagline for "Dawn of the Dead" - "When there's no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth..." - "When everyone else has gone to hell the atheists will walk the earth." Does anyone else feel like chowing down on brains... hang on I'm getting myself confused here...


Comment by Spencer on April 30, 2011 at 3:57pm

This both amuses and confuses me. Most theistic postmortem discipline requires some kind of hell in addition to heaven, as per their religious texts. To go to heaven, you must believe and practice every part of said text. In my experience, this tends to imply "If you don't believe in hell, you're going to hell."

The worst part is that theists believe it'll have a psychological impact.

Comment by William C. Walker on April 30, 2011 at 9:21pm
LOL. I'll buy that. But I'm sure there'd be a lot of Xians - if there WAS a literal hell.
Comment by Bryan B on April 30, 2011 at 11:07pm
This is likesaying that after the rapture and all the religious are gone to heaven leaving us behind: how is that a bad thing?
Comment by BoB on May 16, 2011 at 12:31am
lol I don't understand the makes no sense


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