Porn for god

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Comment by Troy C on January 19, 2013 at 1:05am

This was one of my favorite episodes of Louie. 

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on January 19, 2013 at 2:30am
He is also getting into ones head, and reading all your thoughts. Just that would keep him from doing anything else. Ah, so that is why he is useless in helping people, he is pre-occupied with peoples sexual thoughts.
Comment by Logicallunatic on January 19, 2013 at 7:29am

I have always wondered since priests have a 'direct line' with god, does god feel it when they fuck kids? Problems with interference, yes that must be it. 

Comment by Diane on January 19, 2013 at 10:44am

Jesus.  If a god could read my thoughts I'd be in serious trouble.  I am grateful that my thoughts are my own.  I'm glad I've got some filters too, so I don't go around projecting them everywhere.  Some of my thoughts are seriously amusing, some frightening.  

Comment by Grady Jean on January 19, 2013 at 11:24am

Every time Yaweh has an orgasm, he spews out a knew galaxy.

Comment by Diane on January 19, 2013 at 1:17pm

Oh my!

Comment by onyango makagutu on January 19, 2013 at 3:42pm

I think god must like porn by now!

Comment by Doug Reardon on January 19, 2013 at 4:58pm

Who is god supposed to have sex with?

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on January 19, 2013 at 6:54pm
Lots of angels flying around.
Comment by Nina van der Roos on January 19, 2013 at 8:12pm
God watches me having sex ? gosh !
All i can say is that after last night watching my other half and I he now has a bloody good idea of why practicing yoga makes your sex life even more fun !

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