God answered my prayers

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Comment by Emperor Milos on October 10, 2012 at 1:10pm

Well how can you pray properly with no hands? Of course god won't hear you! The clasped hands are like the antenna that sends the prayer signal straight to god.

Comment by SteveInCO on October 10, 2012 at 10:58pm

Hmmm.. antennas are more effective the thinner they are.  Like maybe one should send a message to god using one finger.

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