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Pope, what the eff are you afraid of? Jesus might enter you from behind?
...or that Jesus might not let you enter him from behind.
Well, then you won't be able to close your correspondence with "In Jesus..."
Nothing expresses faith in your god's protection than bullet-proof glass.
How do Catholics rationalize this???
Most don’t try to rationalize it, they just ignore it. Those who you confront will say something to the effect that the devil rules the earth and the pope must take precautions against him.
We can't have the pope injured by a little piece of technology! It would give science and engineering way too much power. Oh dang, they already did by building the 'pope mobile'. Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
The simple matter is that no one wants to die, atheist or not
The simple matter is that most theists fear death because they know that what they believe is really just a crock of shit. And those that actually do believe it and don't fear death, are the kind of lunatics who fly planes into buildings.
I feel with certainty that as a biological entity, no different than a cat or a cow or an ant, that when my cells die then there is nothing. I do not fear this.
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