One of the shortest bible arguments

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Comment by Gallup's Mirror on October 19, 2013 at 12:07am

There are many similar parables where Jesus give the explanation to the disciples. Trees are often used to represent people. the misguiding principaliities are spoken about in the epistles.

No, I mean where does the Bible say the fig tree represents "the person that does not bear fruits of righteous and he will be judge on Judgement Day, when the principalities and powers of the air will be judge along with all mortals they have misguided. These principalities masquerade as false gods, aliens, UFOs, the spirits of dead people, hauntings,speaking in tongues, Pentacostal/Charismatic phenomena, and Mary Apparitions."

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on October 19, 2013 at 12:12am

How do you explain all the paranormal programming on television?

Easy. It's on television.

Comment by Diane on October 19, 2013 at 1:37am

I had some unreasonable and downright antisocial tomatoes once.  I told them to stop growing lasciviously but they wouldn't listen.  It led to a lot of tomato sandwiches.

Comment by Ron Humphrey on October 19, 2013 at 5:12am

I'm with you Diane.

Comment by kOrsan on October 19, 2013 at 8:30am

Ron, Diane speaks in parables all the time. She often used tomatoes as a metaphor for her children.

Comment by Strega on October 19, 2013 at 9:16am

Comment by SteveInCO on October 19, 2013 at 11:35am

Ron, Diane speaks in parables all the time. She often used tomatoes as a metaphor for her children.

Hmmm that implies she ate her children.

Comment by Warren on October 19, 2013 at 6:17pm

I like it, an interesting viewpoint of that stuff. It's amazing what kids come up with.

Comment by Warren on October 19, 2013 at 6:21pm

"He split the Adam and made Eve". Perhaps a little science got in there sort of.

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