One of the shortest bible arguments

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Comment by Strega on October 18, 2013 at 11:00pm

Raising the dead?  Seriously?  You want people wandering around raising the dead?  Get a grip, man.

Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:03pm
No I am not talking World War Z, with Brad Pitt.
Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:08pm
But as prophesied, Europe is coalescing into the Roman Empire with a common currency with Israel as Protectorate as with the first advent of Christ. And when the Jews reconstruct the Temple its Emperor will stand there and proclaim himself God.
Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:18pm

Christ will come down with his Martyrs, his feet shall be planted on the Mount of Olives and the mount shall cleave in half and valley shall open up. These are the days of Vengeance spoken about by the Prophets.

Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:29pm

 "both, by the way Miguel, are fictional. Most fictional gods get really pissed when Mankind acquires some form of knowledge, that makes him less dependent, and gods like dependent people. " How do you explain all the paranormal programming on television? Most contrieved but are some stories from doctors and lawyers with there professional reputation on the line.

Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:35pm

Yes, we are sheep without out Shepherds. "Smite the Shepherd and the sheep will flee"

We have all gone astray.

Comment by Michael on October 18, 2013 at 11:47pm

But they is coming when the oracles of God will come out of the wilderness and prophesy against Paroah, the Roman Beast and shall cause all manner of plagues upon his Kingdom, as in the days of Moses and turn rivers in to blood.

Comment by Emperor Milos on October 18, 2013 at 11:57pm
Yay! Michael is back! Let the crazy begin!
Comment by Diane on October 19, 2013 at 1:37am

I had some unreasonable and downright antisocial tomatoes once.  I told them to stop growing lasciviously but they wouldn't listen.  It led to a lot of tomato sandwiches.

Comment by Ron Humphrey on October 19, 2013 at 5:12am

I'm with you Diane.


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