Noah's Ark-God, Giraffes & Genocide

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Comment by Sagacious Hawk on September 4, 2012 at 3:54am

I know, right?! The logistics involved with the ark are just mind-bogglingly dumb.

Comment by kOrsan on September 4, 2012 at 5:14am

Seems legit.

Comment by Marc Poulin on September 4, 2012 at 7:52am

Where did they keep the termites?

Comment by James Cox on September 4, 2012 at 8:36pm

Maybe the Ark was more like a Tardus, more deminsions inside than outside, so a much greater volume. To go any further, will have to talk to the 'Doctor' for technical specs. If you find the 'Doctor', please pass on my condolences. LOL 

Comment by James Cox on September 4, 2012 at 8:39pm

You have the Ark at a dock somewhere? I have seen the Spruce Goose, but nothing made out of Gopher wood! LOL

Comment by Doug Reardon on September 4, 2012 at 9:46pm

A wooden boat that large would self destruct once afloat!

Comment by James Cox on September 5, 2012 at 12:01am

@Arch..

Then there's the water issue

Early 80's, I went to a local '7th day Adventist' Creationist class. It was given by a 'geologist', that just happened to be a member, wink/nod..;-)

During that class he mentioned that the reason for the great flood was that all the continents sank over a 40 day period. I sat in the audience, with a feeling that, while Washington county did feel a little backward, I did not think that they had gone mad. I waited for a question from the audience, but none came. I raised my hand and asked, 'so what did the continents sink in to?' He suggested that the continents where floating on a vast ground water reserve, which by the will of God had been released! At this point there seemed to be a movement to serve coffee. I left, since I had already worn my welcome out a few places.   

Comment by july Augusté on September 5, 2012 at 12:05am

you can find the answers here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I225Vcs3X0g HAHAHA!

Comment by James Cox on September 5, 2012 at 12:27am

Yes, sadness is sometimes compounded by a second telling, sorry if I have ruined you whole day. I do wish there had been an very active atheist group that I knew about then. It might have been great fun to be a roving shock troop of sarcastic atheists. This was at the beginning of the Moral Majority period, we could have started a movement and crushed the crap before it started, yah in my dreams. Now we are stuck with brush fires and PAC with lots of money.

Comment by onyango makagutu on September 5, 2012 at 1:32am

What I would really want to know is Noah and family dealt with woodpecker birds? I mean, the ark was built using timber or did he have them birds in cages?

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