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I know this is true because the great great grandfather of a friend of a friend of my mailman heard his dog speak English. The dog revealed to him the three sacred truths:
The man passed these truths down to his son, who unfortunately didn't speak English. As such, they were translated into Dutch, and the original English version was mysteriously lost. The Dutch translation, for reasons unknown, was translated into one of the Inuit languages and only ever passed on verbally. It has since been translated back into English and recorded in an indisputable document... which you are reading right now. Don't worry though, my source was authoritative. It was revealed to me by a jiggling cactus while I was tripping out in the desert.
Scroödinger's cat was dead the moment the box was closed. It had nothing to do with the poison; the whole rig was a set-up. He knew too much and had to be eliminated.
This made me laugh.
I would post the Far Side's cartoon about cows briefly halting their standing and talking when they see a car coming .. but it's copyrighted and I don't want to cause that sort of trouble. It's easy to find the cartoon with a google search.
Kris, that was fantastic. Mind if I use that sometime? Also, it could use image treatment like the original post.
Sure, as long as correct my "Schrödinger" typo.
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