A "spiritual" friend who I talk to a lot about Atheism and religion sent me this. Too funny! :)
I never really thought of it that way, and I do like to use Thor as an example of a god that people generally don't believe in but this is AWSOME.
I am going to start telling people I believe in Thor and my god can kick their gods ass.
You can collect the comics and claim to be studying scripture.
There was a time when Thor saw a really, really hot Valkyrian blonde bathing one day, so he disgused himself and came down to earth and seduced her. Of course being a god it was not even remotely a wham bam thank you ma'am sort of thing, they went at it the whole night.
The next day he decided to tell her. "Astrid, I have something to tell you. I'm Thor!"
"So am I, honey but it was worth it!!"
Oh, Steve. Classic.
That would have been funnier, Steve, if you had given her a lisp: "Tho am I, honey but it wath worth it!!"
Thor battles giants and causes thunder and lightening.
Jesus is a long haired hippie, living at home with mom at 30, and every time he does anything it's a fucking miracle.
Hahaha @ Arcus!
@ SteveinCo.. I am THO Thealing thith!
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