Might as well have some laughs at all those facebook Christians

Might as well have some laughs at all those facebook Christians

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Comment by SteveInCO on March 10, 2012 at 5:08pm

A classic, in this regard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7P7uZFf5o

Comment by Jimberoni on March 10, 2012 at 6:49pm

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Armaments: 9-21

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on March 11, 2012 at 12:56am

And lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." - Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV

god and his henchmen really liked porn :D

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on March 11, 2012 at 1:06am

"And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son...."   II Kings 6:28-29 - Sooo, into Cannabalism?

And lusted after paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallion" Ezekiel 23:21 NSRV - What does that mean, Daddy?

  

Comment by Dave Gibbs on March 11, 2012 at 2:28pm

This just shows that atheist can be just as dumb as Christians. This proves absolutely nothing. If someone made up a beautiful quote about the universe then credited to Carl Sagan, I would thumbs it up assuming they were telling the truth.

This is not a valid analogy. You don't worship Carl Sagan and have all his supposed "word" packaged into one book that is supposed "good", yet fail to read that book. The whole point is that most Christians don't know their book well enough to spot (in many cases blatantly obvious) fake passages.

Comment by Joel Caplan on March 12, 2012 at 2:53am

First of all this is not an analogy, it is an observation of language and all who use it in disrespect and misrepresentation, which is almost everyone with an axe to grind, to wit, jews, gentiles, and muslims.  Last time I checked no one worshipped Carl Sagan nor had they raised him to the deity status that would warrant abuse of his language.  WE've read all his books and we don't run around quoting him, for Christ's sake.  THe whole point is that most Christians know less than atheists, and the only thing atheist knowledge is good for is satire.  Get used to it Dave.  It's real now.

 

Comment by Joel Caplan on March 12, 2012 at 3:03am

And Yeah Verily didst the angel of death take the first born sons of the Egyptian sinners who heeded not the warning to use the blood of the pascal lamb, it's meat being fragrant in a stew madeth with curry and onion, and these first born, after a fine respite of disco and drink, where slaughtered in the ritual manner and added to the goat stew so as to season it righteously in the manner which god had commandeth, saying, eat healthy fats that have been fed healthy grains only, lest your arteries clog and thy would then stroketh out.

Comment by Joel Caplan on March 12, 2012 at 3:03am

And Yeah Verily didst the angel of death take the first born sons of the Egyptian sinners who heeded not the warning to use the blood of the pascal lamb, it's meat being fragrant in a stew madeth with curry and onion, and these first born, after a fine respite of disco and drink, where slaughtered in the ritual manner and added to the goat stew so as to season it righteously in the manner which god had commandeth, saying, eat healthy fats that have been fed healthy grains only, lest your arteries clog and thy would then stroketh out.

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