Might as well have some laughs at all those facebook Christians

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Comment by Iron Shemp America on May 6, 2011 at 8:01am

Hiya folks. This looks like a fun place!  My first ever comment:

The fake bible quotes is a great idea, and quite entertaining, but, wasn't this already done a long time ago and called the "Book of Mormon?"  Luckily, few people ever read that book either!

In keeping with the "spirit" of this thread:

I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself?  The Revelations of Curly 24:7

Comment by Jean Clelland-Morin on May 6, 2011 at 4:11pm
Thanks for the laugh, Iron Shemp. I'm an ex-Mormon and graduate of Brigham Young University.
Comment by Shamari on May 8, 2011 at 1:02am

Make haste, My children, and do not wait for the foolish to catch up with you on Judgement Day. For they who wait will cry out in pain on that final day, while those who have kept watch will rejoice with gladness, for they will be forever with Me, and Me with them. [Revelation 16:3]


Pay tribute to the LORD your God so that you will live long and healthy. All those who do not fear the LORD will suffer burning of the bowels and be made to devour the remnants of their defecation. [1 Peter 2:7]


You guys are right, this is fun!

Comment by Morgan Matthew on May 8, 2011 at 1:28am
LOL Shay epic :]
Comment by Diane on May 13, 2011 at 7:52am

Oh, this is delicious. 



Comment by Dude Awesome on May 13, 2011 at 12:19pm
This just shows that atheist can be just as dumb as Christians. This proves absolutely nothing. If someone made up a beautiful quote about the universe then credited to Carl Sagan, I would thumbs it up assuming they were telling the truth. I don't know every fucking thing that Carl Sagan said word for word, just as no Christian will ever know everything thats in the bible word for word.

If you want to do this properly, quote something evil from the bible, credit it to the Koran, and see how many Christians call it evil. Thats how you troll. This... this is just retarded. Think atheist for crying out loud!, you guys are smarter than this.
Comment by Jean Clelland-Morin on May 13, 2011 at 3:41pm
Dude Awesome (!!) I thought the phony bible-quotes were a kick. You're such a rabat-joie. But I do like your idea. Just quit being a snot-nose. // Jean Clelland-Morin
Comment by Iron Shemp America on May 15, 2011 at 9:00am
If life hands you ass, make ass juice.

Spiderman 7:11
Comment by Dude Awesome on May 16, 2011 at 5:38pm
@Jean, I know, I see that I'm being a kill joy to all these people. But I am absolutely dumbfounded at how many people who think this is clever. I skimmed through all the comments and the only other person who actually saw the stupidity in this was a Christian. It really makes me sad how susceptible people are to confirmation bias. It's one of the biggest intellectual problems with religious people, and now I see it is just as strong in atheist. But, after all, were all human.

You would never hold someone to such high standards of memorization for any other form of text, whether it be law, science, or philosophy. Then why would you hold religious people to it. Absolutely ridiculous!!!
Comment by Joel Caplan on May 16, 2011 at 8:51pm

Dude-I know a lot of scientific type people, and I know a lot of artists who have technical knowhow, and I know many chefs, myself among them, who repeatedly turn to resources, usually written, to refresh their knowledge and make sure everything comes out OK.  Not so for religious types, who can spout whatever they want assuming that no one will check on it.  They do this, I might add, without humor, but with extreme intention.  OK.  Whoopee for them.  This makes them bonafide idiots.  Your lack of humor, your inability to take a joke, your obvious sincere interest in truth in rhetoric is certainly noble, but misinformed.  There is such a thing as satire.  It was invented with the earliest recorded language and it has been with us ever since.  Why so serious?  Why so glum?  Is god gonna get you?  Covering your ass?  Or maybe you just don't get the joke.  It's a JOKE.  Laugh. Then focus on something important. The only people I know more serious than you are god fearing and human hating.

Take a deep breath. And then another.  And then another.  IF there is someone else in ¥our house, tell them a knockknock joke, or something else seriously dumb.  Have a laugh.  Let it go.  It is actually OK to be human and have a laugh at someone elses expense.  


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