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Hiya folks. This looks like a fun place! My first ever comment:
The fake bible quotes is a great idea, and quite entertaining, but, wasn't this already done a long time ago and called the "Book of Mormon?" Luckily, few people ever read that book either!
In keeping with the "spirit" of this thread:
I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? The Revelations of Curly 24:7
Make haste, My children, and do not wait for the foolish to catch up with you on Judgement Day. For they who wait will cry out in pain on that final day, while those who have kept watch will rejoice with gladness, for they will be forever with Me, and Me with them. [Revelation 16:3]
Pay tribute to the LORD your God so that you will live long and healthy. All those who do not fear the LORD will suffer burning of the bowels and be made to devour the remnants of their defecation. [1 Peter 2:7]
You guys are right, this is fun!
Oh, this is delicious.
Dude-I know a lot of scientific type people, and I know a lot of artists who have technical knowhow, and I know many chefs, myself among them, who repeatedly turn to resources, usually written, to refresh their knowledge and make sure everything comes out OK. Not so for religious types, who can spout whatever they want assuming that no one will check on it. They do this, I might add, without humor, but with extreme intention. OK. Whoopee for them. This makes them bonafide idiots. Your lack of humor, your inability to take a joke, your obvious sincere interest in truth in rhetoric is certainly noble, but misinformed. There is such a thing as satire. It was invented with the earliest recorded language and it has been with us ever since. Why so serious? Why so glum? Is god gonna get you? Covering your ass? Or maybe you just don't get the joke. It's a JOKE. Laugh. Then focus on something important. The only people I know more serious than you are god fearing and human hating.
Take a deep breath. And then another. And then another. IF there is someone else in ¥our house, tell them a knockknock joke, or something else seriously dumb. Have a laugh. Let it go. It is actually OK to be human and have a laugh at someone elses expense.
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