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a reference of Richard Dawkins' Mount Improbable
"... and lo did the wise man climb the mountain that no other had climbed. For he, in his wisdom, did not climb the sheer cliff in one try but climbed the gentle slope behind the mountain. In doing so he had disproved the nonbelievers and confirmed his own belief in the only realizable truth." John 2:4
The trick is to go for the more obscure books in the bible.
Thus the LORD spoke: Israel shall return to the lands of Pharaoh, and upon returning, shall slay random men and women, and every twelfth child. Then the children of Israel shall bury the bodies so that future generations may find them and rob them of their riches.
5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing; they have no further reward, and even their name is forgotten. 6 Their love, their hate and their jealousy have long since vanished; never again will they have a part in anything that happens under the sun.
Do you know what's even more hilarious. I have added several quotes from contemporary philosophers, noted atheists and free thinks that have been completely made up.... And you all have fallen for every single one of them.
Trust me, you aren't as enlightened as you choose to believe you are.
@Patrick: Making shit up and saying it was from a source atheists aren’t likely to have read isn’t nearly as funny as making up a bible verse that Christians are supposed to have read.
Trust you? I was taught never to trust a stranger.
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