Might as well have some laughs at all those facebook Christians

Comment by Cody R Jack on May 19, 2011 at 2:33pm

a reference of Richard Dawkins' Mount Improbable

 

"... and lo did the wise man climb the mountain that no other had climbed. For he, in his wisdom, did not climb the sheer cliff in one try but climbed the gentle slope behind the mountain. In doing so he had disproved the nonbelievers and confirmed his own belief in the only realizable truth." John 2:4

Comment by Joe Schmegheggi on May 22, 2011 at 3:07pm
I would so do this if I wasn't Facebook friends with co-workers who I don't want to piss on.
Comment by Daniel C deSimone on May 28, 2011 at 6:23pm
this is hilarious
Comment by frankie on May 30, 2011 at 10:17am
THIS IS GOLDEN!
Comment by Rev. Chris Pagan on June 19, 2011 at 3:11am

The trick is to go for the more obscure books in the bible. 

 

Thus the LORD spoke: Israel shall return to the lands of Pharaoh, and upon returning, shall slay random men and women, and every twelfth child. Then the children of Israel shall bury the bodies so that future generations may find them and rob them of their riches.

Amos 7:18-19  

Comment by Alexander Vranas on July 20, 2011 at 11:43am

Ecclesiastes 9:5-6

 

5 For the living know that they will die, 
   but the dead know nothing; 
they have no further reward, 
   and even their name is forgotten. 
6 Their love, their hate 
   and their jealousy have long since vanished; 
never again will they have a part 
   in anything that happens under the sun.

Comment by Patrick Gray on August 26, 2011 at 8:34pm

Do you know what's even more hilarious.  I have added several quotes from contemporary philosophers, noted atheists and free thinks that have been completely made up....  And you all have fallen for every single one of them.

 

Trust me, you aren't as enlightened as you choose to believe you are.

Comment by Rick on August 26, 2011 at 9:12pm

@Patrick: Making shit up and saying it was from a source atheists aren’t likely to have read isn’t nearly as funny as making up a bible verse that Christians are supposed to have read.

Trust you? I was taught never to trust a stranger.

Comment by Michelle Phelps on August 27, 2011 at 12:21am
Christians will believe anything because they assume, it came from the "bible" so it must be true
i hate when people assume! o-O
Comment by Dustin on August 27, 2011 at 12:44am

Patrick is a troll who is making up lies for Jesus.  Lying for Jesus will get you into heaven , Patrick ... oh yes ... it will .......

 

Yawn.  

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