Might as well have some laughs at all those facebook Christians

Comment by NoodlyJames on May 2, 2011 at 8:52am

Hosea 13:16

 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (Just in case people are wondering how god feels about abortion or murder.)

 

Ezekial 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. (Yep, bake other people's crap then eat it in front of them. Always good for a first date. Kissy kissy.)

Comment by david appleby on May 5, 2011 at 12:13pm
Verily I say unto thee, he who laugheth last, laugheth the longest and water shall issue forth from thy body causing shame even to thyself and to others also.
John ch.3 v.9
Comment by Iron Shemp America on May 6, 2011 at 8:01am

Hiya folks. This looks like a fun place!  My first ever comment:

The fake bible quotes is a great idea, and quite entertaining, but, wasn't this already done a long time ago and called the "Book of Mormon?"  Luckily, few people ever read that book either!

In keeping with the "spirit" of this thread:

I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself?  The Revelations of Curly 24:7

Comment by Jean Clelland-Morin on May 6, 2011 at 4:11pm
Thanks for the laugh, Iron Shemp. I'm an ex-Mormon and graduate of Brigham Young University.
Comment by Shamari on May 8, 2011 at 1:02am

Make haste, My children, and do not wait for the foolish to catch up with you on Judgement Day. For they who wait will cry out in pain on that final day, while those who have kept watch will rejoice with gladness, for they will be forever with Me, and Me with them. [Revelation 16:3]

 

Pay tribute to the LORD your God so that you will live long and healthy. All those who do not fear the LORD will suffer burning of the bowels and be made to devour the remnants of their defecation. [1 Peter 2:7]

 

You guys are right, this is fun!

Comment by Morgan Matthew on May 8, 2011 at 1:28am
LOL Shay epic :]
Comment by Tom Shepherd on May 8, 2011 at 9:01pm

Waste NOT your time for it is precious.

Thomas 4:20

Comment by Shawn Murphy on May 9, 2011 at 3:26am

We perpetrated a similar experiment at our school(one overrun by the "Greek" thang).

We, (members of an all boys engineering dorm) created our own fraternity, initially, just to participate in an intramural league, but it grew from there. We called it Sigma Epsilon Chi, without using the symbols, simply to see how many would get the joke. Wonderfully, non-fraternity/sorority members tended to get the joke much quicker, than those involved with the Panhellenic.

Comment by Diane on May 13, 2011 at 7:52am

Oh, this is delicious. 

 

 

Comment by Dude Awesome on May 13, 2011 at 12:19pm
This just shows that atheist can be just as dumb as Christians. This proves absolutely nothing. If someone made up a beautiful quote about the universe then credited to Carl Sagan, I would thumbs it up assuming they were telling the truth. I don't know every fucking thing that Carl Sagan said word for word, just as no Christian will ever know everything thats in the bible word for word.

If you want to do this properly, quote something evil from the bible, credit it to the Koran, and see how many Christians call it evil. Thats how you troll. This... this is just retarded. Think atheist for crying out loud!, you guys are smarter than this.

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