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Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (Just in case people are wondering how god feels about abortion or murder.)
Ezekial 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. (Yep, bake other people's crap then eat it in front of them. Always good for a first date. Kissy kissy.)
Hiya folks. This looks like a fun place! My first ever comment:
The fake bible quotes is a great idea, and quite entertaining, but, wasn't this already done a long time ago and called the "Book of Mormon?" Luckily, few people ever read that book either!
In keeping with the "spirit" of this thread:
I'm dead. I'm murdered. I'm killed. I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? The Revelations of Curly 24:7
Make haste, My children, and do not wait for the foolish to catch up with you on Judgement Day. For they who wait will cry out in pain on that final day, while those who have kept watch will rejoice with gladness, for they will be forever with Me, and Me with them. [Revelation 16:3]
Pay tribute to the LORD your God so that you will live long and healthy. All those who do not fear the LORD will suffer burning of the bowels and be made to devour the remnants of their defecation. [1 Peter 2:7]
You guys are right, this is fun!
Waste NOT your time for it is precious.
We perpetrated a similar experiment at our school(one overrun by the "Greek" thang).
We, (members of an all boys engineering dorm) created our own fraternity, initially, just to participate in an intramural league, but it grew from there. We called it Sigma Epsilon Chi, without using the symbols, simply to see how many would get the joke. Wonderfully, non-fraternity/sorority members tended to get the joke much quicker, than those involved with the Panhellenic.
Oh, this is delicious.
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