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Faith soars on the wings of eagles, rides on the backs of oxen, spouts forth from the depths of the dove's breast. You come to me an empty vessel and returneth as an overflowing urn.
1 Peter 4:11-13
This is fun!
Why not use a made up part of the bible too? Most Christians would never know..
The feathers of fallen angels hath been scorched in Hell's fire and hath a vile stench in the nose of the righteous. - [Duplicity 2:14]
An alternative is to quote the Koran but give it a biblical reference. There are a lot of parallels so it is possible to quote the parallel verses and swap the references. Or you can quote one of the nastier verses of the bible against one of the nicer verses of the Koran. Or any combination of such ideas.
"If you declare your charities, they are still good. But if you keep them anonymous, and give them to the poor, it is better for you, and remits more of your sins." Matt.6:3-4 "But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." Sura 2:271
"Surely, those who disbelieve in our revelations, we will condemn them to the hellfire. Whenever their skins are burnt, we will give them new skins. Thus, they will suffer continuously." Rev.21:8 "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practise magic arts, the idolaters and all liars - their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulphur. " Sura 4:56
@ You're All Crazy
Yes, actually. That's exactly what the hell I expect of anyone who claims to devote their life and purpose to a religion.
"Read and memorize the handbook, first."
If a 6 year old, underfed and uneducated Arabic boy can memorize HIS holy book, why can't Christians?
If you are devoting your SOUL to something, shouldn't you know the rules?
Christian ignorance of the Bible is absurd for any self-proclaimed Christian.
This is so mean, mostly because it's so easy. I LIKE it. Who are we to take advantage of those who cannot think clearly? We are the people who need to do it, again and again.
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