Michele Bachman

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Comment by Warren on October 26, 2013 at 9:22pm

Now that's pretty irresponsible of a "The Coalition for a DrugFree whatever". Hope no one buys that BS.

Comment by SteveInCO on October 26, 2013 at 10:12pm

Good fucking lordy.  This wins the internets for stupidity this week.

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on October 26, 2013 at 10:39pm

Thank goodness for Michele Bachmann and the Christians for Michele Bachmann. Satire would be a poorer place without them.

Then of course, there is the endless entertainment value of the world according to Bachmann.

Bachmann, as a guest on Fox "News", explains her views on criminal justice.

Bachmann, as a state legislator in Minnesota, hides behind bushes at a gay rights rally.

Bachmann, in front of a stunned media corps, throats a foot-long wiener.

It goes on and on. But sadly, she'll be gone in 13 months. I miss the hateful dingbat already.

We can only hope she'll do a Sarah Palin style "driving miss crazy" bus tour, or join the other performance artists on Fox "News", or otherwise stay in the public eye. The democrats never had it so good.

Comment by M.M. on October 26, 2013 at 10:44pm

C.F.M.B. have inadvertently created some of the most hilarious pop art! What a wonderful example they provide of How Not To Be.

Comment by Caitlyn Kennedy on October 26, 2013 at 11:02pm

Please tell me these aren't real...

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on October 26, 2013 at 11:16pm

Please tell me these aren't real...

The "Christians for Michele Bachmann' ads are satire. The inspiration came from a now-defunct Facebook page, which some Bachmann supporters mistook for genuine.

The bottom three of the incidents I posted are real. Truth really is stranger than fiction.

For instance...

Comment by H3xx on October 26, 2013 at 11:20pm

They, unfortunately, are not only real, but believed. People are so undereducated in this country that they don't know that you would have to smoke more than your body weight in weed in less than an hour in order to be of any risk from it. Needless to say, marijuana is probably the closed thing we have to proof of a loving, caring god, because it's a plant that can treat the symptoms of more than 50 different diseases, produces paper, clothing, biofuel, food, and building supplies, and has absolutely no addictive properties. The only thing that Marijuana kills is parasite industries.

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on October 27, 2013 at 12:43am

In other news: voting makes you gay.

The Daily Show posted a report on Friday night where a North Carolina Republican Party official made racist statements and admitted to voter suppression. (That official has since resigned.)

At the end of the segment, the Daily Show inserted a twelve-second clip where Neil Patrick Harris, Ellen Degeneres, and Jane Lynch urge people to vote, after which Andy Cohen says, "Vote. Because I voted, and now I’m gay” and Zachary Quinto adds, “That’s right, Republicans, voting makes you gay.”

And Mister Spock wouldn't lie about that, so it must be true.

Comment by Brendan on October 27, 2013 at 3:29am

That escalated quickly. Just once? Wow. So I'm concerned now I partake in herbalism on a regular basis but am not attracted to members of the same sex I think someone been spikin my weed.

Comment by Judith van der Roos on October 27, 2013 at 5:51am
I think Michelle Bachman is great, never has there been such a great advert for the plus and minuses of Care In The Community for the mentally ill.


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