Now that's pretty irresponsible of a "The Coalition for a DrugFree whatever". Hope no one buys that BS.
Good fucking lordy. This wins the internets for stupidity this week.
Thank goodness for Michele Bachmann and the Christians for Michele Bachmann. Satire would be a poorer place without them.
Then of course, there is the endless entertainment value of the world according to Bachmann.
Bachmann, as a guest on Fox "News", explains her views on criminal justice.
Bachmann, as a state legislator in Minnesota, hides behind bushes at a gay rights rally.
Bachmann, in front of a stunned media corps, throats a foot-long wiener.
It goes on and on. But sadly, she'll be gone in 13 months. I miss the hateful dingbat already.
We can only hope she'll do a Sarah Palin style "driving miss crazy" bus tour, or join the other performance artists on Fox "News", or otherwise stay in the public eye. The democrats never had it so good.
C.F.M.B. have inadvertently created some of the most hilarious pop art! What a wonderful example they provide of How Not To Be.
Please tell me these aren't real...
Please tell me these aren't real...
The "Christians for Michele Bachmann' ads are satire. The inspiration came from a now-defunct Facebook page, which some Bachmann supporters mistook for genuine.
The bottom three of the incidents I posted are real. Truth really is stranger than fiction.
They, unfortunately, are not only real, but believed. People are so undereducated in this country that they don't know that you would have to smoke more than your body weight in weed in less than an hour in order to be of any risk from it. Needless to say, marijuana is probably the closed thing we have to proof of a loving, caring god, because it's a plant that can treat the symptoms of more than 50 different diseases, produces paper, clothing, biofuel, food, and building supplies, and has absolutely no addictive properties. The only thing that Marijuana kills is parasite industries.
In other news: voting makes you gay.
The Daily Show posted a report on Friday night where a North Carolina Republican Party official made racist statements and admitted to voter suppression. (That official has since resigned.)
At the end of the segment, the Daily Show inserted a twelve-second clip where Neil Patrick Harris, Ellen Degeneres, and Jane Lynch urge people to vote, after which Andy Cohen says, "Vote. Because I voted, and now I’m gay” and Zachary Quinto adds, “That’s right, Republicans, voting makes you gay.”
And Mister Spock wouldn't lie about that, so it must be true.
That escalated quickly. Just once? Wow. So I'm concerned now I partake in herbalism on a regular basis but am not attracted to members of the same sex I think someone been spikin my weed.
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