Comment by Morgan Matthew on March 29, 2009 at 11:27am
all you can do is laugh at this lol
Comment by James on March 29, 2009 at 11:39am
LOL, so funny. : )
Comment by Melody on March 29, 2009 at 11:41am
LOL!!!
Comment by Frink on March 29, 2009 at 11:52am
holy shit, is this real? Because, I know some jackasses who actually believe that--and defend that belief!
Comment by Morgan Matthew on March 29, 2009 at 12:16pm
I just clicked on this again to laugh some more lol hahaha
Comment by Scadilla on April 5, 2009 at 4:02am
Aw damn, you beat me too it. I was saving this in my atheist folder for things to upload..
Comment by Nick on April 21, 2009 at 12:58am
Don't fuck with bees, good message really.
Comment by Mel Venville on April 21, 2009 at 3:55am
scary......
Good Lord its BDSM!
Comment by Kat Cooper on April 21, 2009 at 6:24am
LoL!!
Man, I love this stuff.
Now.

When I was a kid, my parents made us go to church and Sunday school, and I recall seeing a picture much like this one, not this exact one, but eerily similar, in one of the kid's bible lesson books they had to teach us kids about jesus, and how to behave/make him happy/not sin, so we wouldn't go to hell.

I admit to being totally terrified of the picture, afraid that I was sinning, and that jesus or god was really going to spank me,
I didn't understand the words that were saying being sick was the spanking, I just believed that jesus was really going to physically spank me.
The fear was made so much worse when on Sunday mornings, the pastor always had a kid's sermon that he gave before all of us kids were shuffled out of the chapel and sent to the kids chapel in the gym, and the pastor would always say that god and jesus were everywhere, they could see and hear everything, and that he was all powerful, very strong, and could wipe out all of us if he wanted to punish us.
I took all of that to mean that he was physically strong, he could see and hear me, he knew everything, and if I sinned, he was going to come down from heaven and spank me so hard my ass was going to bleed.
Comment by Galen on October 21, 2009 at 11:02pm
Holy shit, I think I can hear the sound of legions of church-going pedophiles furiously fapping at this very moment. Wow, that's disturbing.

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