This I can believe... well, maybe
That's a good zinger on one of the more tearjerking bits of Xian propaganda.
Also, they have to be careful to not awaken the huge sand-worm spice thing from Dune.
One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen.
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.
Then some stranger prints appeared,
I asked the Lord, what have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they are too big for feet
My Pal, He said in somber tone,
For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made Me wait.
You disobeyed, you would not grow.
The walk of faith you would not know.
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt.
Because in life there comes a time
When one must fight and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt-prints in the sand
There is great deal of sand to leave foot or butt prints. I am happy that there is also a great deal of mud!
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