Comment by Miles on September 19, 2011 at 10:51pm

So, Jesus isn't in heaven?  

Comment by Albert Bakker on September 20, 2011 at 1:48am

Hmbrll.. lots of dirty minds 'round here. I think they mean it in an innocent demonic possession kind of way. How do you know it's Jesus and not some other bloke entering you and taking over the controls? Well you ask silly, Jesus wouldn't lie!

Comment by Craig Nomazlab on September 20, 2011 at 10:05am

Oh, my.

Comment by seher on September 22, 2011 at 7:16am

jesus or ????

Comment by Rebecca Shockley on September 23, 2011 at 1:32am

Wow. So many jokes, so little time.

Comment by Evan Meinel on September 24, 2011 at 3:49pm

RAPE!!

 

Comment by Residew on October 30, 2011 at 1:34am

Sounds like a good lay.

Comment by fei xie on January 12, 2012 at 12:14pm

From behind? You dirty bastard! ;)

Comment by H3xx on July 6, 2013 at 7:45pm

I'm gay, but 2000 year old zombie isn't really my type.

Comment by Unseen on July 6, 2013 at 7:49pm

Bend over, Rover, and let Jesus take over.

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