Comment by _Robert_ on June 26, 2014 at 1:41am

Tally me banana...

Comment by Diane on June 26, 2014 at 6:39am

Look at him!  He looks so determined to overcome his challenges.  He's one plucky guy!

Comment by Gallup's Mirror on June 26, 2014 at 8:22pm

Tally me banana...

Okay, that's one tally coming right up.

Comment by Pope Beanie on June 27, 2014 at 2:46pm

Ignorance was bliss there, for a while. For his sidekick, too.

Comment by Tom Sarbeck on July 2, 2014 at 3:22pm

And when minds infected by religion grow old, they do even weirder stuff.

Thanks, GM.

Comment by Gregg R Thomas on July 3, 2014 at 10:48am

I was an Atheist until I bit into a perfect banana and tasted that sweet succulent ambrosia, at that moment my eyes were opened and I realized that there was indeed one true divine being and that he had sent his only begotten son Ray to spread his word. 

I have since built an altar in the spare room to the Great Banana God.

All went well for about a week but then the 333 bananas that made up the majority of the altar rotted and now it is impossible to enter the room to worship at the alter because of the estimated 33,333,333 fruit flies living there now. 

I feel my faith in the Great Banana Dog waning. :(

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