Tally me banana...
Look at him! He looks so determined to overcome his challenges. He's one plucky guy!
Ignorance was bliss there, for a while. For his sidekick, too.
And when minds infected by religion grow old, they do even weirder stuff.
I was an Atheist until I bit into a perfect banana and tasted that sweet succulent ambrosia, at that moment my eyes were opened and I realized that there was indeed one true divine being and that he had sent his only begotten son Ray to spread his word.
I have since built an altar in the spare room to the Great Banana God.
All went well for about a week but then the 333 bananas that made up the majority of the altar rotted and now it is impossible to enter the room to worship at the alter because of the estimated 33,333,333 fruit flies living there now.
I feel my faith in the Great Banana Dog waning. :(
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