Ignorance

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Comment by Warren on November 25, 2013 at 8:02am

My wife called me this morning to ask how to fix her laptop, I was ignorant of the solution over the phone and she was angry and hung up.

Comment by SteveInCO on November 25, 2013 at 8:55am

My wife called me this morning to ask how to fix her laptop, I was ignorant of the solution over the phone and she was angry and hung up.

Of course like any good knuckledragging guy, you are supposed to know that all you have to do is open the hood and fiddle with the carburetor. So next time this happens you will be prepared.

[Yes I know that's wrong on at least three levels, in only small part because the carburetor is rare these days.]

Comment by Ed on November 25, 2013 at 12:40pm

Steve,

Three of my four vehicles have carbs.  :^ )

Comment by Doug Reardon on November 25, 2013 at 2:05pm

I'm diabetic, I'm supposed to avoid carbs.

Comment by James Cox on November 25, 2013 at 4:28pm

Years ago, while a taxi driver, someone asked me,

'do you know where x is?'

'no'

'do you know where y is?'

'no'.

'well I thought taxi drivers knew everything!'

'no, If I did, I would have a different job!' 

Comment by Davis Goodman on November 25, 2013 at 8:03pm

Now slap some ketchup on your spaghetti and lets say grace!

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