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Comment by Dave Gibbs on September 21, 2012 at 12:18am

Pray my friend, pray for the strength to resist the temptation to sew her mouth shut.

Comment by archaeopteryx on September 21, 2012 at 1:36am

Sewing is SO time-consuming - I've always been a fan of SuperGlue, myself --

Comment by Dave Gibbs on September 21, 2012 at 3:59pm

Sewing comes with the added benefit of driving a needle through their lips, a way of punishing the lips for failing in their duty to prevent non-sense from coming out of the mouth. I guess this is why the lip sewing fantasy which often visits me at moments like this is more appealing to me. I applaud your ingenuity, never-the-less.

Comment by archaeopteryx on September 21, 2012 at 6:08pm

It's all about efficiency - I have other things to do --

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