I just opened this fortune cookie.

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Comment by John Dodds on May 21, 2014 at 9:29am

On Christmas day last year, I went with my two sisters to a Chinese restaurant. At the end we were given our fortune cookies. I put mine in my pocket for later. When I got home I found that the cookie had broken in the package in my pocket. Lo and behold, lol, there was no fortune in the cookie. I still have the broken cookie in the package to remind me of my Christmas gift.

Comment by Unseen on May 22, 2014 at 7:58am

I once got this fortune cookie: "You like Chinese food"

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