I just opened this fortune cookie.

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Comment by Ron V on May 9, 2011 at 1:44pm


Perhaps fortune cookies will help change the world for the better.

And no, there should not be a comma there (but I don't think that's really ignorance).

Comment by Akshay Bist on May 9, 2011 at 3:01pm
@Misty - Oh, good. I was trying to see if it was some kind of code/cipher.
Comment by Cal Gravatt on May 17, 2011 at 1:44am
If you don't know what they mean then you must be an enemy of science!
Comment by Diane on May 18, 2011 at 8:36am
Usually fortune cookie fortunes are improved by adding "in bed" to them, but it just makes this one confusing.
Comment by Jean Meslier on July 20, 2011 at 2:00pm
@Misty - I think that is proper usage in Engrish.
Comment by Eoganacht on July 20, 2011 at 8:14pm


Comment by Tom Holm on July 31, 2012 at 10:40pm

@AkshayBist those are lotto numbers

Comment by kelvin c de lara on March 15, 2014 at 5:00pm

lol and she wants to talk about the numbers

Comment by Pope Beanie on March 15, 2014 at 5:15pm

The words are good; the numbers add irony. It speaks to the entire customer base!

Comment by James Cox on March 15, 2014 at 5:32pm

My favorite, found twice,'Its not that you lack ability, but you lack ambition'. At the time I thought is was rather close, sadly I got very ambitious, then found that there was something wrong with the ladder....


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