How to Go to Heaven - Have too Many Stupid Bumper Stickers!

How to Go to Heaven - Have too Many Stupid Bumper Stickers!

If you want to go to heaven, put too many stupid bumper stickers on your car! Guaranteed to make you an angel in a car crash when you can't see out your back window. In fact put some on your front windshield just for good measure.

Basically I took an overloaded fundie-bumperstickered car - and "perfected" it in paint [on my computer - just so you know this is legal. lol] by adding some more bumperstickers!

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Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on March 29, 2010 at 6:44pm
BTW... I would like to personally thank this fundie for giving me his/ her liscense plate number. Living in Ohio myself I will have to remember to report him/ her if I run into him/ her in the future, for being a public nusance.
Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on April 6, 2010 at 4:40pm
PS... I notice a grammatical error on one of the original fundie stickers. It is supposed to say "Believe IN the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved." Instead it says, "Believe ON the Lord Jesus Christ ...." " "
So, does that mean we get saved if we have sex with Jesus? IDK.... he's apparently alive, and if that's true then he's a 2000 year old geezer!! I don't think I'm interested. lol
Comment by Laura Benedict on September 1, 2011 at 8:19pm

Well, I live in Vegas...so...

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