How dare you not believe in your Savior?

Deep down, you know it to be true. Just accept that there is too much evidence to be ignored.

Comment by Jason Paisley on May 24, 2012 at 6:42pm

I saw something similar but it went like this..

He looks out for us and protects us.

He has never given up on us although we have ignored him.

He has performed miracles astounding.

He judges fairly and punishes accordingly.

He has died to save us from ourselves.

Many speak his name but few truly know him.


Comment by archaeopteryx on May 24, 2012 at 7:48pm

@Jason - Like it!

You could change it to FireFighter, EMT, Police Officer, Teacher, and still not be far off base.

Comment by Rachel on May 25, 2012 at 12:46am

Praise be to Gandalf!

Comment by DJ Balsham on May 26, 2012 at 3:44pm

Winning so hard.


Comment by Courtney Hammett on May 28, 2012 at 1:20am

Wow. XD At least there's proof here.

Comment by Kevin Rossiter on June 4, 2012 at 6:23pm

You know, maybe Gandalf was based on Jesus, but Gandalf has Glamdring and an awesome staff, and he basically kicks ass.

Comment by onyango makagutu on August 23, 2012 at 8:35am

I loved this post! The answer at the end does it all!

Comment by Caitlin Rossiter on November 2, 2012 at 2:10pm

Gandalf is also more badass, so he wins

Comment by Judith van der Roos on November 13, 2013 at 4:18am


All very amusing and all that but I cannot fail but notice its still a MALE deity getting the press here and reinforcing one of the major failings of the abrahamic religions - the paternalistic and misogynistic nature of gods.

Don't get me wrong I think Gandalf is still a better model than some sandal wearing, bearded, anti-banking, religious hippy freak, ex-fisherman (read "drug smuggler") from a middle eastern country who by any modern measure would be on the USA's No-Fly list, Watch-List, Drone-Strike List or buried in a deep hole in the US torture camp on Cuba never to face a trial on trumped up CIA "evidence"

Does anyone want to have a try at this but using a female figure as an example ?


Judith vd R.  :-)

Comment by Simon Paynton on November 13, 2013 at 5:54am

It's got to be Supernanny, Jo Frost. 


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