Comment by kris feenstra on July 26, 2012 at 7:49pm

Servings Size 1 Cup
Servings Per Cup 1 Life

This bothers me more than anything else.  If the package stated the serving size was 32 grams and someone asked how many servings are in 32 grams, something like "1 muskrat" would be an entirely inappropriate response unless the product itself was muskrat (in which case, it would have to be a very small muskrat).  Also, the correct response is, "Are you an idiot?"

Also, at zero calories, this doesn't seem like it would be all that sustaining.  Hopefully agricultural science will provide me with some real nutrition so that I don't starve to death on cups of Jesus.

Comment by James Cox on July 26, 2012 at 9:03pm

Who needs calories when you have hot air, just asking..;p)

Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on July 27, 2012 at 3:49pm

"Self-Control - 100%" - Ok... so... then why do we keep finding televangelists in hotels with prostitutes? lol

Comment by James Cox on July 28, 2012 at 2:41pm

Because it is hard work talking out of both sides of your mouth pretending to be 'God's' mouth piece.

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