Originally found here: https://www.facebook.com/LiberalAndProudOfIt?directed_target_id=0
The one that concerns me the most is "Skull and bones"... we all have them.... we are all able to br possessed at any time!
It's pretty fortuitous you know - as a satanist, I can sacrifice babies on the altar of damnation - then as an atheist, I can eat them for supper. Oh hang on - thwarted by the vegetarian thing. Bugger!
Fornication? But I thought the buybull commands to "go forth and multiply"? lol
So, is this like a checklist of things so you can determine how high on the list you are for possession? I hope I get a demon who can suppress some of my problems and help me get stuff done. I've dabbled in quite a few things on the list but not really gotten into them fully. Maybe that's why I don't have my demon yet. Who can I talk to about this?
Also, I'm very disappointed that Vampire (Masquerade or Requiem), HP Lovecraft and Call of Cthulhu aren't on the list.
Sadly some of these I might even agree with...;p).
Would jumping 'over' a bond-fire nude be OK? Wow nudity is not mentioned cool! So I really can take a bath with my cloths off!
HA! It should just read "Anything Fun."
Shouldnt Church Of Satan be first?
I Love Heavy Metal!
@matt.clerke I think they are referring to the Skull and Bones Society possibly? In that case GWB is going straight to hell. Or maybe pirate flags?
@Logicallunatic To them "fornication" is only fornication if you are not married. Married fornication is something different. A religious marriage is inviting god into your relationship, so, married sex is you, your partner, and god, jacking it in the corner.
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