Comment by matt.clerke on August 20, 2013 at 7:04pm

The one that concerns me the most is "Skull and bones"... we all have them.... we are all able to br possessed at any time!

Comment by Strega on August 20, 2013 at 8:08pm

It's pretty fortuitous you know - as a satanist, I can sacrifice babies on the altar of damnation - then as an atheist, I can eat them for supper.  Oh hang on - thwarted by the vegetarian thing.  Bugger!

Comment by Logicallunatic on August 20, 2013 at 8:10pm

Fornication?  But I thought the buybull commands to "go forth and multiply"?  lol

Comment by Ward Cressin on August 20, 2013 at 8:18pm

So, is this like a checklist of things so you can determine how high on the list you are for possession? I hope I get a demon who can suppress some of my problems and help me get stuff done. I've dabbled in quite a few things on the list but not really gotten into them fully. Maybe that's why I don't have my demon yet. Who can I talk to about this?

Also, I'm very disappointed that Vampire (Masquerade or Requiem), HP Lovecraft and Call of Cthulhu aren't on the list.

Comment by Diane on August 20, 2013 at 9:08pm

Demons-R-Us?

Comment by Diane on August 20, 2013 at 9:09pm

Dial-a Demon?

Comment by James Cox on August 20, 2013 at 10:23pm

Sadly some of these I might even agree with...;p).

Would jumping 'over' a bond-fire nude be OK? Wow nudity is not mentioned cool! So I really can take a bath with my cloths off!

Comment by M.M. on August 21, 2013 at 2:35am

HA! It should just read "Anything Fun."

Shouldnt Church Of Satan be first?

I Love Heavy Metal!

Comment by Emperor Milos on August 21, 2013 at 8:45am

@matt.clerke I think they are referring to the Skull and Bones Society possibly? In that case GWB is going straight to hell. Or maybe pirate flags?

@Logicallunatic To them "fornication" is only fornication if you are not married. Married fornication is something different. A religious marriage is inviting god into your relationship, so, married sex is you, your partner, and god, jacking it in the corner.

Comment by Kairan Nierde on August 21, 2013 at 1:08pm

Oh, God!

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