Divine Connection

Found via Shirt.Woot.com awhile back.

If you've never been to Woot's site, you're missing out; great deals and often brilliant satire. The caption that accompanied this shirt:

Genesysadmin

And the LORD formed the computer nerd of the dust off His keyboard, being mainly the powdered remains of heavenly Chee-tos, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, which wasn’t easy, given the computer nerd’s deviated septum; and the computer nerd became a living soul, if you can really call it living.

And the LORD set up a vast network eastward in Eden; and before it He put the computer nerd whom he had formed, saying “here, I need an admin, get thee to it.”

And the computer nerd set about exploring the many files and folders on the network, discovering various digital wonders and delights, but there was one machine the LORD forbade him to access, speaking unto him: “All of this is created for thee to use and master, My pasty-skinned, soft-bellied creation. Except stay away from the Apple, would you? I keep My personal files on it, and thou shalt poketh around in them not.

“Not that I’m going to password-protect it or anything, because I trust you.”

Comment by Morgan Matthew on January 29, 2009 at 3:09pm
haha quality
Comment by Sydni Moser on December 29, 2009 at 2:42pm
That's me, that's me!!! Great picture.

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