Comment by Jason on September 30, 2012 at 6:35am

Oh, I think this would be much easier.  Skeptics Annotated Bible. 

 

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

 

Comment by SteveInCO on September 30, 2012 at 12:10pm

If I had known you were going to do this I'd have invested in the company that makes those.

Comment by Christopher Leon Bogardus on September 30, 2012 at 9:43pm

ive wanting to do this for years but never could find the time

Comment by Donald S. Chase on September 30, 2012 at 10:16pm

You missed a color for abortion; Hosea 13:16

Comment by Brandon Spokes on September 30, 2012 at 10:36pm

I actually didn't make this, I think I found it on Reddit.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on October 1, 2012 at 5:15am

Comment by Dale Headley on October 1, 2012 at 1:58pm

  This is the Christians' dilemma.  If they actually take their preposterous book seriously, they are forced to admit that it's a litany of shameful horrors.  And, as the illustration clearly shows, if they ignore the despicable parts, there would be hardly more than a pamphlet left.  But at least the Book of Genesis would be worth some laughs.

Comment by Diane on October 1, 2012 at 8:11pm

Revelations is a hoot too, especially when read aloud by an irreverent Yorkshireman.  I laughed until I cried.  This was after having tried to read it seriously.  I have to say it was much more palatable as comedic material.  

I know that I am ignorant of much of the symbolism in the Bible, and that somebody, somewhere was actually trying to say something in it, but taken at face value it is absurd at best and destructive at worst.

Comment by SteveInCO on October 1, 2012 at 11:14pm

Hell, the Greek myths are so much more badass.

All these guys can come up with when they need a monster is something based off a freaking goat.  Or just gratuitous extra heads and eyeballs.

Comment by James Cox on October 2, 2012 at 12:54am

The last time I messed with the thing was about 2000. I down loaded each book from a website, and wrote a little program to look for male and female pronouns. Just a small extra-credit paper fot a Feminist Theory class..;p)

You could do the same thing. Just make sure the files are in simple ASCI text format. You could look for all kinds of stuff then. Just an idea... 

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