Comment by SteveInCO on October 16, 2012 at 1:14am

There don't seem to be a lot of windows, so it'd be easy to convert to a topless bar.

Comment by Ken Hughes on October 16, 2012 at 9:32am

That'd work; however, considering it's located in Eden, NC they'd most likely burn it down even though it was the lard's house.

Comment by Boatman on October 16, 2012 at 12:59pm

Really?  In North Carolina, they have perfected a stoneburner?  TECHNOLOGY FOR THE WIN!!!!

But a topless bar would be nice, too.

Comment by Ken Hughes on October 16, 2012 at 3:00pm

That's not stone, it's fake stone siding that burns like wood soaked in tar.

Comment by Ken Hughes on October 16, 2012 at 3:05pm

Come to think of it, not only is the building's external covering fake, everything that goes on inside churches is equally fake.

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