Comment by archaeopteryx on April 15, 2013 at 7:21pm

RE: "Does the blood and flesh come from any specific location on the body of Jesus?" - try looking up innocently and asking, dark meat or light?

Comment by Kairan Nierde on April 15, 2013 at 7:23pm

Doug, that definitely sounds like emotional child abuse: telling kids magical church food will bleed if they bite it. WTF? Glad they didn't pull that shit in my parishes.

Dale-I do like they way it tastes. Given the opportunity, I'd totally snarf a couple if they weren't part of a symbolic act affirming Catholicism. What do you know, I guess there is something I miss about religion!

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on April 15, 2013 at 7:25pm

Yes, these are undoubtedly very important theological questions indeed. If only there were some knowledgeable Christian apologetics on site to help give us straight answers rather than “wafer thin” platitudes.

Did “Wafergate” achieve anything? Yes, it upset a bunch of Catholics for a while. Ah I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning. I once met PZM at a conference (in Catholic Ireland haha) and congratulated him on his actions.

Comment by Belle Rose on April 15, 2013 at 8:12pm

Comment by RobertPiano on April 15, 2013 at 8:25pm

@Belle...some apple juice just came out my nose

Comment by Strega on April 15, 2013 at 9:17pm

@Belle - fantastic!

@Robert - did you transmogrify the apple juice?

Comment by RobertPiano on April 15, 2013 at 9:42pm

@Stega, I think so and I am getting concerned because now apple juice is flowing from my palms and feet. Did you happen to catch Penn and Teller wearing their lightning rod hats while they blasphemed?

Comment by Belle Rose on April 15, 2013 at 10:01pm
So...What's for desert? Or is it meant to be a full course meal? Afterall it's the Lord's supper.
Comment by archaeopteryx on April 15, 2013 at 10:28pm

Personally, I'd have ordered the chili --

Comment by Unseen on April 15, 2013 at 10:32pm

I wonder what Jesus' farts smelled like? Like fresh baked bread?

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