bible = mad lib

The ______ is a ____ ____ that the _______ have already filled in for ____!

full text including blank spaces and fine print....

THE BIBLE IS
filled with cruelty, pornography, and murder;
A MAD LIB THAT
has been manipulated to take advantage of weak minds and
THE PRIESTS HAVE
used that manipulation to murder, rape, and torture
countless innocent lives of people throughout history - who have
ALREADY FILLED IN
more graves than there are humans living today,
all in the name of a conglomerate being who most likely never existed, just
FOR YOU!
Doesn't that make you feel "saved" now?

Comment by Xoandre Moats on April 5, 2012 at 11:22pm

I had to change some of the fine print, but this is now available as a T-SHIRT!

http://www.zazzle.com/bible_mad_lib_t_shirt_tshirt-235019661403763151

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