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Comment by Marc on November 13, 2012 at 9:52pm
Holy shit, it hasn't rained in 3 billion years either. Praise Jesus!
Comment by _Robert_ on November 13, 2012 at 10:02pm

Pay attention people..this is important..

GOOD:Guns! Jesus! and Water!

BAD:Condoms! Satan! France!

Comment by Ed on November 13, 2012 at 10:24pm

Would it be considered humane to euthanize this individual?

Comment by SteveInCO on November 14, 2012 at 12:04am

Already brain dead.  Just pull the plug.

Comment by James Cox on November 14, 2012 at 2:03am

Do you think that when the person took a science class, they stayed home the day that they talked about the hydrologic cycle?

Maybe they were home schooled, and had their water turned off. Maybe, for him the fluid coming back is pee, not water! I expect that it would freak him out with the knowledge that he is a  'bag of mostly water'. I wonder where his 'ideas' come from?  

From impacks on the planet, we should have more water now, than when the earth first formed.

Comment by Erin on November 14, 2012 at 4:39am
Maybe they didn't finish high school, and believe everything they are told by the preacher, and think the bible is literal truth... How can we change the mind of someone like that is maybe the real question here. How can we ensure everyone gets a decent education so they can understand basic scientific principles and learn to think for themselves, because once we think for ourselves is when we can stop believing in crazy stuff our parents tell us, right? Or... Maybe this is just a joke!
Comment by Boatman on November 14, 2012 at 2:03pm

Sagacious Hawk!! There is an explaination!!  ALIENS!!

I'm sorry, I can't maintain my poker face.........

Comment by James Cox on November 14, 2012 at 2:12pm

Sadly, over the years I have noticed the sad state of science education.

I have a radical's memory, which sometimes places me in the 'out' catagory. During junior high, I was one of the young darlings of the science department. One weekend, kids broke into the department and tried to open a locked drawer that was thought to contain money.

On the first day back to school we found that the folks that attempted the breakin had tried to use every nieve method of access, but failed to open the drawer. Looking at the damage it was clear that they had a crow-bar, but did not understand how to use it as a lever, messing up the front of the drawer. If memory serves, we had had a series of simple mechanics classes before the event, maybe the kids failed to take in the classes? Science can be useful even for criminals!   

Comment by Dale Headley on November 14, 2012 at 2:30pm

Does this idiot not realize that people pee?  No matter how much we drink, it's all returned to the environment in the form of either urination or perspiration.

Comment by James Cox on November 14, 2012 at 2:36pm

In this one case, perspiration seems the only option, a little like some field mice! LOL


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