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Comment by Diane on September 1, 2013 at 8:22pm

That was worth it just for the look on Patrick Stewart's face.

Comment by _Robert_ on September 1, 2013 at 10:35pm

"....and then the next day I make sausage from the entrails and enjoy his liver in a nice pate."

Maybe Jesus needs one of those chick filet signs that says "eat more chiken"

Comment by Tom Martin on September 2, 2013 at 2:47am

You'd think the "body of Christ" would taste like something better than paper. Maybe creme brûlée? At least a little vanilla?

Comment by Ron Humphrey on September 2, 2013 at 5:07am

way to ruin vanilla for me

Comment by Ray R. on September 2, 2013 at 12:19pm
Try god . The other white meat .
Comment by Pac Hybrid on September 2, 2013 at 12:23pm

Hahahahaha You All ^

Comment by SteveInCO on September 2, 2013 at 1:51pm

The "body of Christ".  Loaded with trans fats!

Comment by Arcus on September 2, 2013 at 2:29pm

It must be hell to be a priest these day and have to have gluten and lactose free crackers, while making sure the wine is sulfite free and organically grown. 

Comment by Warren on September 2, 2013 at 7:42pm

I think Patrick would have also made a great Gandalf (I have no complains about Ian McKellen though).

What are these people who say things like that thinking of (of do they think much).

Comment by Suzanne Olson-Hyde on September 3, 2013 at 5:01am
The wine that priests drink in private is the best that money can buy - fabulous wine cellars, especially in boarding schools.

Who wouldn't be an alcoholic - forced celibacy, no family, no human touch, no relationships - send anyone to drink.

For the masses, el cheapo, watered down wine (a drunk congregation is not a good look)and those bloody wafers.


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