Comment by Unseen on December 9, 2012 at 11:44am

If they really believe the world will end this month, they should be able to put their money where their mouth is.

Comment by archaeopteryx on December 9, 2012 at 12:22pm

But think of it - they pay IN ADVANCE for the actuarially anticipated life of the pet, nothing happens, and itg's non-refundable! That is one great grift.

Comment by Strega on December 9, 2012 at 12:59pm

If the Rapture involves a 2000 year old legend coming to earth and sweeping off with all the Christians, I say bring it on!  Is Allah going to gather up the Muslims too?  Will Ganesha come and grab the Hindus?  This is sounding more and more appealing!  All that room, all the technology, most of the scientists and doctors?  Wow bring it on!  And the American politicians?  Now I see what heaven on earth could look like - zippedy do dah, zippedy day, My oh my what a wonderful day!

Comment by archaeopteryx on December 9, 2012 at 1:09pm

It's "zippedy do dah, zippedy ay," Brit - learn the language!

Comment by Strega on December 9, 2012 at 1:32pm

Actually, Arch, it looks as if the majority of Americans will be climbing aboard the Jesus flying carpet, whereas most of us Brits will still be around.  One of our first tasks will be to reintroduce the correct spelling of our language; I have it on good authority that there is a factory in the midlands that has started to produce all those extra 'u' letters you'll be needing....

Comment by archaeopteryx on December 9, 2012 at 2:53pm

Now if there were only something that could be done about that weird accent --

Comment by Strega on December 9, 2012 at 3:15pm

That weird accent?  Which one?  We have a huge number of quite separate and individual accents - so much so, that despite the size of our country, many of us cannot understand the others accents at all.

Comment by Unseen on December 9, 2012 at 3:32pm

It's the Aussie accent that has me switching subtitles on.

Comment by Strega on December 9, 2012 at 3:51pm

Laughs, fabulous!  So many Americans seem to get the Aussie and Brit accents confused, and yet to us, they are worlds apart!  I'm delighted you're not one of them :)

Comment by Strega on December 9, 2012 at 5:56pm

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