This is a cat

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Comment by Ron Humphrey on May 10, 2013 at 5:28am

My two cats give every evidence of not hating me.

Comment by Diane on May 10, 2013 at 7:08am

That's what they WANT you to think, Ron.  : )

Comment by Strega on May 10, 2013 at 10:53am

Yes, and they give you nightmares...

Comment by Unseen on May 10, 2013 at 11:08am

Squeaky, who is just 9 months old hates me now and then. Mostly, when she wants to play but I am working or wasting my time on TA. Then, after guilt-tripping me by sitting on the floor under me staring at me with a pleading expression on her face, she will stand on her hind legs, grip my arm with her claws, and give me a little bite. Not a killing bite but a "do I have your attention NOW?" bite. 

While she trust me enough to sleep with me, sometimes crawling under the covers, she still does not trust me with her tummy. Any attempt to touch her tummy will bring out her big guns. Forget teeth and foreclaws, the big guns are the rear claws. One thing a cat does with, say, a mouse, is to grip it in her mouth and hold it with her foreclaws while raking the shit out of it with her rear claws. You do not want to experience a cat's rear claws used in anger. I'd rather be bitten.

Comment by iain hewitt on May 10, 2013 at 4:01pm

Cat's were worshipped by ancient civilizations.No-one told them we stopped.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on May 10, 2013 at 5:25pm

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”  

Christopher Hitchens – The portable Atheist

Comment by angela kozma on May 10, 2013 at 6:06pm

Cats providing people with perspective since ancient egypt.

Comment by angela kozma on May 10, 2013 at 6:07pm

@unseen not sure which is worse actually. teeth or razor sharp kitten claws.

Comment by Unseen on May 10, 2013 at 6:45pm

@angela  I have permanent scars on my legs from her kitten hind claws. I tend to get dressed to go out of my apartment or to receive guests. Otherwise I'm in my underwear or shorts (sorry about that mental image). She would get pissed at me for wanting to get up while she was curled up in my lap and would fly out of my lap with her hind claws exposed. One particular scar on my right inner calf is about 5" long. Cat bites and scratches tend to infect easily. Mine always have pink around the edges until they are fully healed, indicating a low level infection. Cat mouths are far dirtier than dogs. If you get a serious cat bite, go to the ER.

Comment by angela kozma on May 10, 2013 at 6:53pm

ouch. you must really love your cat. 


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