WTF??

..one of god's flock just woke me and my FOUR YEAR OLD by banging on the door, at 6:26 a.m., to leave this bullfuck on my porch. GRRRRRRR!!!!!

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Comment by James Cox on July 21, 2012 at 11:57pm

This is another reason I like my neighbors to be 3 blocks away.

They can sacrifice a goat in their backyard, shoot coyotes from their buba trucks, and cut 2 acres of trees down on a north facing slope! They have done everything but the goat so far! LOL 

Comment by Citizen Atheist on July 22, 2012 at 3:01am

I look forward to the day that I come out and start getting cornered by red-faced amateur preachers.  That'll give me something solid to rage against.  Raging against Christianity in general is like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall.

Comment by Dave Gibbs on July 22, 2012 at 8:07am

I love nailing Jell-O to a wall.

Comment by Karen Lollis on July 22, 2012 at 11:04am

Maybe your early morning visitor left off the last name. Maybe some guy named Jesus Rodriguez is waiting at the airport for a ride home.

Comment by Melissa Mays on July 22, 2012 at 1:36pm

..good call, Reg, on both musical selections.. i have an alarm ringtone, with the delightful chorus from steppenwolf's "the pusher" for just such an occasion. Its always good fun to hear John Kay singing, ''..i said.. goddamn.. GODDAMN!! the pushermaaaan.." from my ass pocket.

Comment by Melissa Mays on July 24, 2012 at 12:05am

..so, long story short... following an "insufficient funds" situation, whilst trying to buy a pack of cigarettes this morning, its come to my attention that my bible thumping, house-caller fucking stole 2 checks from my checkbook (in my car) and wrote them BOTH for $269.80 (to the penny) at a fucking FOOD LION Saturday evening.. 2 FUCKING CHECKS, BOTH FOR 2 FUCKING HUNDRED & 69 DOLLARS AND MOTHERFUCKING 80 CENTS!! If there WERE a God, he'd be a fucking twat waffle imbecile.. for having created such vermin as  hypocritical sheep who steal from a struggling family.. and idiotic fucking food lion cashiers. Epic fail for the imaginary ethereal-asshole. Fuck me RUNNING, I'm pissed off..  (Rant Over)

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