Comment by kOrsan on July 21, 2012 at 7:56am

So jesus is a prostitute you can call?

Comment by Grady Jean on July 21, 2012 at 11:00am

Call the number, go all Liam Neeson on his ass. "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you."

Comment by Diane on July 21, 2012 at 12:37pm

It was probably an addict just rolling in from an all-nighter.  ('Keep coming back.  It works'  is from one of the 12-step fellowships).  Why they would be telling YOU to get Jesus is beyond me.  Maybe it was a mistake!

Comment by James Cox on July 21, 2012 at 12:37pm

Wow! Most of the time I just get a copy of the Watch tower stuffed in my door. I thought it was very nice several years ago, when folks came by, gave me a nice flower and said 'God loves you!' I was very touched! I bet it cost them a few body parts to buy the flowers...

Comment by James Cox on July 21, 2012 at 12:40pm

I think I would call them and suggest that 'if you wanted to clean my chimney, atleast leave me a business card!'

Comment by Amy L. Cook on July 21, 2012 at 2:20pm

Just tried the number and got a voice mail system. I guess Jesus is not home today. LOL

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on July 21, 2012 at 5:42pm

When my good Christian neighbours realised that I was an Atheist and NOT INTERESTED in listening to them read the bible to me they decided to start a campaign of leaflet posting instead. They are the dumbest Christian group I have ever met and are unable to debate any points of Faith. Give me the JW’s any day. At least we can have some mutual respect going on. Recently they have started a choir and sing in their garden about how much their god loves them.
So I open my back door turn the stereo up to 11 and let them know what I think with this little number.

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on July 21, 2012 at 5:44pm

Melissa - I think I might play them some Jerry Garcia next time :-)

Comment by Ed on July 21, 2012 at 7:39pm

@Reg

The soft chords of the harp at the beginning of Slayer's song are so soothing for theist and atheist alike.  :^ )

Comment by Thaddeus Dombrowski on July 21, 2012 at 8:08pm

"Get Jesus"?!!

Sounds like a pusher:  "What do you want?  I've got uppers, downers and some Jesus."

Me: "I thought Jesus was a downer."

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