Stupid Prayers

Stupid Prayers

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Comment by TJ on January 24, 2016 at 8:46am


I like how:

1) God has a plan for every soul, before they are even conceived...and knows everything they will do, what happens to them, etc.

2) Everyone has free if god is wrong, its the people's fault.

3) Everyone can argue with god (who is omnipotent and omniscient) about what should if god was going to make it rain, they can "pray" that it won't, because god answers all of your prayers...

....and if it rains anyway, he still answered your prayers, but in a way you can't understand.

Comment by Kirk LeFou on January 24, 2016 at 11:05am

TJ,  You are so right! How can people believe this stuff with a straight face?

Comment by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on January 24, 2016 at 11:46am

Prayer is asking God to change the plan he has for you. If only theists would accept that and leave him alone. Imagine God waking up every morning to have to deal with millions of begging requests!! "Look you door keys are on the counter where they always are. Now leave me alone!"

Comment by Kirk LeFou on January 27, 2016 at 6:49pm

Reg The Fronkey Farmer, that is a clever thought I never considered... that prayer is asking God to change "His Plan."    Nice one

Comment by Jim Smith on July 22, 2016 at 2:49pm

When you start reading things like this, you have to wonder, "How can people be so goddamn (pun intended) stupid?


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