thor

A "spiritual" friend who I talk to a lot about Atheism and religion sent me this. Too funny! :)

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Comment by Tom Leeds on July 18, 2013 at 12:33am

I never really thought of it that way, and I do like to use Thor as an example of a god that people generally don't believe in but this is AWSOME.

I am going to start telling people I believe in Thor and my god can kick their gods ass.

Comment by H3xx on July 18, 2013 at 1:17am

You can collect the comics and claim to be studying scripture.

Comment by SteveInCO on July 18, 2013 at 9:03pm

There was a time when Thor saw a really, really hot Valkyrian blonde bathing one day, so he disgused himself and came down to earth and seduced her.  Of course being a god it was not even remotely a wham bam thank you ma'am sort of thing, they went at it the whole night.

The next day he decided to tell her.  "Astrid, I have something to tell you.  I'm Thor!"

"So am I, honey but it was worth it!!"

Comment by Kairan Nierde on July 19, 2013 at 12:06am

Oh, Steve. Classic.

Comment by Arcus on July 19, 2013 at 3:43pm

Thor battles giants and causes thunder and lightening.

Jesus is a long haired hippie, living at home with mom at 30, and every time he does anything it's a fucking miracle. 

Comment by Strega on July 19, 2013 at 3:44pm

Hahaha @ Arcus!

Comment by Wesley on July 19, 2013 at 5:28pm

@ SteveinCo.. I am THO Thealing thith!

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