Comment by Heather Spoonheim on June 12, 2012 at 8:33am

Yeah, the lashing out at kids part....uhm.....well....that may be my fault. You see, it was Sunday morning and I was sleeping in, really really deep in a perfectly comatose state of semi-death, when some Christian kids came skipping by my window screeching out these praise slogans they had just learned at Sunday school.  Anyway, I awoke with a start, horribly upset at being pulled out of such a perfect slumber, and I screamed at the little peckers to shut the fuck up about their brain dead mother fucking Jesus bullshit before I came out there and cut their cocksucking tongues out of their heads.  So yeah, just saying - it happens.

Comment by Warren E Jappe on April 4, 2013 at 7:25pm

Gee, is that how I look to the bible thumpers?

Comment by Jorita on April 5, 2013 at 3:11am

It is interesting to see how many people don't know what Atheist is. One of the discussions this weekend at home amongst the christians were. Illuminati, their story is that all Illuminati members are Atheists, and as they move up in the ranks they become Satanists. In the top ranks they dine together and a plate is set for Satan, he then takes on the form of a man and eats with them. That the plan is to kill 80% of the human race with war and AIDS and that they will start by killing all christians, as it is simpler to controle a small group of people. They know this to be true as they did their research on youtube, I think they are all paranoid and delusional and somewhere their intelectual growth got stuned.

Comment by angela kozma on April 5, 2013 at 8:35pm

Need to laminate this and put this on the door. I keep getting besieged by mormons and seventh day adventist. 

Comment by Kairan Nierde on April 5, 2013 at 11:17pm

This is a joke, right?

Comment by John Jon on April 5, 2013 at 11:28pm

so thats why i feel so sad all the time.... 

Comment by Real Life James Bond on April 6, 2013 at 3:51am

Where did you find this?? Who would take this seriously? It's amazing how ignorant people can be in such an advanced society.

Comment by Judith van der Roos on April 6, 2013 at 4:18am

Good grief Charlie Brown !

Comment by Diane on April 6, 2013 at 10:45am

That reminds me... I was going to have a second cup of coffee.

Comment by RobertPiano on April 6, 2013 at 12:06pm

I'm in the Jehovah Witness Protection Program.

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